Loooonnnngggg Daaayyy

Summary of the longest day ever (not really, but it was a lengthy little one):

~Wake up at 5:17. You must be kidding me.

~Go outside; almost get eaten by a fox/potentially saved a bunny's life.

~Make it to the train station- fail at buying a ticket with my card at the machine (cards are different here I guess) BUT end up saving money thanks to the nice conductor man.

~Try to sleep while listening to annoying fat British boys yell about whatever game they were playing on their DS's

~Get to London- prove to be an idiot by putting the wrong ticket through the machine and trying to walk through anyway.

~Ride the TUBE!!!!!

~Make it to the buses exactly on time... still no coffee.

~Sleep most of the way into the NOTHINGNESS that surrounds Stonehenge.

~Get off the coach and into the rain that the wind always found a way to blow right on to you.

~Ignore the guided tour of Stonehenge. Take 3-4 pictures. Go get food/coffee. (AMAZING Almond Slice cake thing by the way)

~Get back on the coach... finish coffee... fall completely in love with the British countryside and rolling hills and OMG the GREEN!!!!

~Get off the coach in Chippenham (pronounced Chip-in-em... but said with a British accent and all fast and squished together)

~Eat cheesy fries and chicken nuggets at a place called JAX... where I overheard two old ladies talking in the bathroom about how befuddled and bewildered they are by the thought of flavored condoms (that were being sold in the restroom)

~Go to Lacock Abbey. Almost die from the beauty.

~Think really really long and hard about trying to go touch a sheep.

~Took 100 pictures of the nature (and baby waterfall I found!!) and the cute little town.

~Get back on the coach and try to sleep... which is code for pass out for an hour, waking up every time your head does the bob... and feels like it's about to fall off.

~Get back to London. Take the tube, get on the train, switch trains.

~Fight off hunger pains.

~Find out that Falmer Bar is closed... bye bye dinner plans.

~Make it home. Shower immediately. Make breakfast for dinner- again.

Present:

~Write this blog.

~Avoid the presentation I have to put together by Monday.

~Get super stoked about starting a new book :)

The end.